July 1, 2009
Cat being tea-bagged by a dog. Gotcha!

Cat being tea-bagged by a dog. Gotcha!

February 12, 2009

Neighbours cat

You know I said the other day that a cat was crapping on my front lawn…well the little bugger has only shat in my peg bag.  It seems he’ll crap on anything that hits the ground.  The peg bag fell off the line and he left his own weight in poo on it.

High powered busnessmen snort coke off badgers back for kicks. Badger cried himself to death.  His last words….”I knew this would bloody happen”.

High powered busnessmen snort coke off badgers back for kicks. Badger cried himself to death.  His last words….”I knew this would bloody happen”.

Bong!..News flash…Girl forced to marry dog.
At least they can stay in touch with the dog phone gadget….
Girl: “You’ve been working so late, have you been sniffing other dogs arses?”
Dog: “Ruff….rrrrrrrr…Ruff….Ruff”
Girl: “Oh god…It’s true you four legged shite….I’m going to throw up.  This marriage is in tatters”.

Bong!..News flash…Girl forced to marry dog.

At least they can stay in touch with the dog phone gadget….

Girl: “You’ve been working so late, have you been sniffing other dogs arses?”

Dog: “Ruff….rrrrrrrr…Ruff….Ruff”

Girl: “Oh god…It’s true you four legged shite….I’m going to throw up.  This marriage is in tatters”.

February 11, 2009
I would like to ring my neighbours cat and tell it to stop crapping on my lawn.

I would like to ring my neighbours cat and tell it to stop crapping on my lawn.

Printer Jam by Mistabishi

This is a world where printers are cool and don’t make you want to smash them.