Neighbours cat
You know I said the other day that a cat was crapping on my front lawn…well the little bugger has only shat in my peg bag. It seems he’ll crap on anything that hits the ground. The peg bag fell off the line and he left his own weight in poo on it.
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High powered busnessmen snort coke off badgers back for kicks. Badger cried himself to death. His last words….”I knew this would bloody happen”.
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Bong!..News flash…Girl forced to marry dog.
At least they can stay in touch with the dog phone gadget….
Girl: “You’ve been working so late, have you been sniffing other dogs arses?”
Dog: “Ruff….rrrrrrrr…Ruff….Ruff”
Girl: “Oh god…It’s true you four legged shite….I’m going to throw up. This marriage is in tatters”.
3 years ago • 0 notes
Printer Jam by Mistabishi
This is a world where printers are cool and don’t make you want to smash them.
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